1) Show them you respect their little girl. Open the door, help her with her coat and only touch her if you’re leading her out by the elbow. In other words, patting her on the ass is out.
2) If you are going over for dinner do not eat before hand. In cultures such as Greek, Spanish, or Italian it is somewhat disrespectful to turn down food the mom is offering. Remember the more you eat the more they like you!
3) Compliment the parents on truly flattering topics, such as how well they raised their daughter, or how well put-together their living room is. Do not, however, compliment how well put-together their daughter is (if you know what I mean).

1.) The easy way to multiply in your head is the following. 13 x 13= 169. You add the second 3 to 13 which is 16 then you do 3×3 which is 9. Giving your answer of 169.
2.) If you are lost while taking a math exam simply write down a bunch of numbers and draw arrows all over the paper to show the teacher you are at least trying in hopes of partial credit. If called for throw in some letters as well.
3.) You lose 382,984 math street cred points answering those stupid order of operations things on Facebook, even if you’re right.

1.) Getting the other people involved by simply stating what is going on will go a long way “Hey there is a crazy person talking to me, can someone please help!” Remember honesty is the best policy.
2.) It’s best never to talk to a crazy person on the train, but if the conversation somehow already got started simply agree to everything they say, then point to someone down the train and say “That person wants to hear what you think”
3.) If you can’t spot the crazy person in the first half hour on the train, then you ARE the crazy person.

1) Smoking is a major cause for depression as a recent study showed smokers can be up to twice as likely to be depressed.
2) Many people refuse to date a smoker. A recent study has shown from online dating that over 90% of people who list that they are a smoker end up going out with only other smokers. Which means unlike Baskin Robbins with their 31 flavors smoking will limit your options and variety.
3) If you want to educate and help prevent people from smoking check out www.TheTruth.com for more information. They are also taking applications to become a Truth Tour Rider (deadline ends 4/23/11) for more information click here.

1) When taking out a new item that has a limited number of days on it, make sure to take it out on Saturday if they are closed Sunday. This will give you an extra day free of charge.
2) Just because you do not see the item that you want in plain sight, make sure to ask the reference desk. It is very possible that the item you want is waiting to be re-shelved or in storage.
3) If you have lost your item and can’t find it the day it is due then you should call the library to see if you can renew it over the phone in order to receive extra time to find it.

1) Whenever you win a bet playing a table game, take a little bit of your winnings and put them in your pocket. That way, if you lose all your money at the table, you’ll still have some left when you walk away.
2) The three best bets in the casino are the pass line in Craps, the banker bet in Baccarat, and playing basic strategy in Blackjack. The three worst bets are Keno, the money wheel, and the insurance bet in Blackjack.
3) Try to bring all the money you plan on gambling with before you get to the casino. ATM fees and cash advance fees at casinos are very high.